"Today, I asked my hip, young secretary about someone I assumed was a rapper because my 15 year old son kept discussing with his friend how much his girlfriend likes this individual. My secretary looked horrified and did not answer. I later found out why. The 'person' I asked about? Dirty Sanchez. FML"

Umm... Two things...

1. The son's girlfriend is a slut.

2. I think Dirty Sanchez is my favorite new rap artist.