"Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realize I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML."

I'm just gonna keep it real. That one was freaking hilarious. I can totally visualize some poor old woman running up to the elevator while some douche bage is vigorously punching the close button on the door. Seriously though, I wonder if she got on?

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